What Might Be Hiding Inside Drake’s Massive Ice Sculpture
Drake’s latest promo stunt for this forthcoming studio album, “Iceman”, is a gigantic ice block in a downtown Toronto parking lot, which the rapper posted to his socials will reveal the release date “inside”. – Rolling Stone (April 21, 2026) Drake’s ‘Iceman’ Promo Stunt Has Fans Hammering Through Ice
Here’s what might be hiding inside Drake’s massive ice sculpture:
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A woolly mammoth.
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A DM that says, “Heyyyyy”.
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Kash Patel’s law degree.
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A frozen lasagna.
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Mr. Beast.
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Donald Trump’s tax returns.
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A Swedish ice hotel.
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A bewildered penguin.
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A bottle of Cristal, exploded.
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Pete Hegseth’s Blu-ray version of the movie, Pulp Fiction.
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Drake’s frozen tears, after that feud with Kendrick.
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A cheap phone plan for a 2003 Nokia flip phone.
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God’s actual plan for us. (Unfortunately, it’s not good.)
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Vanilla Ice. Remember him?
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The real Epstein files.
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David Blaine, street magician.
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Hell, frozen over, after MAGA admits that it is ruining the world.
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Nothing. It is just a bunch of ice left over after a typical Canadian winter. Move along.
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Nicole Chrolavicius is a lawyer, author and co-host of The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest Podcast. She lives in Burlington, Ontario, Canada with her husband, three kids, and her unyielding existential dread.
