Coming this Fall to Trump TV!
The White House has officially opened Trump TV on Youtube, as the one-stop shop for all his speeches uninterrupted by facts. And this TV season, you’ll get to see addition new programing! All FCC-approved!
Full White House
When remote island sanctuary is taken from them, the kids, Donnie, Eric, Ivanka move into their dad’s house with his 3rd wife! Tonight’s episode; “cousin” Tiffany tries to move in!
Make Ballroom for Daddy
Daddy Trump brings down the house, literally, when he and his helpers try to build a new ballroom as part of the house! Mayhem and asbestos ensue!
The Alternate Facts of Life
The new Senator attends his congressional hearing and each week he presents new a conspiracy to the public.
The Price is Ripe
It’s the only pardons-for-pay broadcast on the air! Watch rich people compete for pardons and commutations and cabinet positions!
Say Yes to the Press
Cancelled.
The Man from E.P.S.T.E.I.N
Every week another villain from the secret cabal tries to take down the president but is foiled every time thanks to amazing distractions!
The Amazing Race-Baiting
The president can’t let those commies get ahead, so each week he introduces a different topic to “flood the zone!”
You Can’t Do That on Trump-TV
Actually, you can and we will.
Matlock-Her-Up
A super smart billionaire tries to ensnare a wily female career politician into a scandal every week. And it works every time! Even though it’s the same scandal!
J.D. Vancing With the Stars
Each week, Vance teams up with a highly successful celebrity and attempts to leech off their charisma.
She-Hulk-Attorney General at Law
When yet another AG can’t keep the press or facts at bay, a new woman gets appointed to the job. (Spoiler alert: she doesn’t last because she’s not blonde.)
The Boxes of X-Files
Where are they? Weren’t they just here? Huh. I’m sure it’s all perfectly legal.
Ted Cruzzo
An outsider with no personality attempts to join a team of alpha players and their alpha politics, all to get on the court…the Supreme Court.
The Gold Girls
A wacky comedy where a group of blondes come in and paint everything in REAL gold, the classiest kind of gold.
Mission: Accomplished
Each week, the head of state is handed a complicated problem to solve, and he solves it completely and totally in an hour and then never has to think of it again.
Have DOGE, Will Travel
A western where a group of young turks ride into town, cut all services and employees, not creating any savings or improvements, then they ride off, to do it all over again in another town.
C*A*S*H
The president visits North Korea and cuts deals with their leader (who loves him so much) and makes a lot of money.
Sent Elsewhere
Employees try to track down and inventory all the very expensive gifts given to the president, who is supposed to hand them over to National Archives.
Emolument, She Wrote
The president and his family always have some wacky side-gig going to try and earn some money, because, you know, he donates all his salary.
With a slew of mid-season replacements ready to go (much like his cabinet positions):
It’s Always Phony in Philadelphia, Grifts & Recreation, Young Shell Game, Saved by the Pardon, Diff’rent Mini-Strokes, Boy Cheats World, Not Smart, The Capitol Hillbillies, Gilligan’s Other Island and so much more! Tune in or else!
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