In These Fraught Times, We Need A President Who Will Unite The Nation With Honor, Integrity, And The Delicious Flavor Of Quiznos (SPONSORED CONTENT)
Ladies and gentlemen, in these tumultuous times, we understand that the road ahead of us is a long one. But remember… our founding fathers did not sacrifice their lives just for this nation to inherit a future of dry, stale, Jimmy-John’s-flavored ineptitude.