Entries by Weekly Humorist


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Humorist Hangouts w/ guest Ivan Ehlers & Andy Newton

On this week’s live stream we welcome Ivan Ehlers and Humorist Books editor Andy Newton. We go through the Weekly Humorist issue and Ivan does a quick reading of his hilarious article!

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Failed Halloween Treats

Fresh water taffy, Caramel-Coated Pine Cones, Topless Trading Cards Featuring Photos Of Your Mom In Her 20’s and more.

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Overheard at the White House Easter Egg Roll

Egg roll? I thought we don’t allow Chinese people in the White House – Donald J. Trump Somebody stop Gen Kelly from yelling at the kids to Get Off His Lawn Mr. President, did you really think that it would be okay to dye these eggs with tanning spray? No sir, it doesn’t matter if […]

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Rejected Headlines For Rex Tillerson Firing After Someone Thought Of ‘REXIT’

Tilt-R-Son?! Rex, Eat Your Salad. Former Gas Salesman Gaslit from White House. BREXIT but without the B. Oh Come On, How Did You Really Expect This To End? Extinction of Tillersaurus Rex Rexorcised!! Casting No More Checks? Rex. Tillerson- Like Hilar, Done! Back To Rexas illustration by Marty Dundics

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Biggest State of the Union Surprises

When Melania’s code malfunctions and she receives a phone call through her mouth When Trump calls out sick and Marlon Bundo, The pence family rabbit delivers a passionate and moving speech Trump announces that the official state bird of Nebraska is now “tapioca pudding” When Texas is declared as the biggest state of the union […]

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Trump Cursing

Winter is Trumping. via Youtube user Huw Parkinson

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Winter is Trumping

Winter is Trumping. via Youtube user Huw Parkinson

Pics

PIC: STD Bench

I swear that I didn’t cheat on you. I got it from a bus stop.