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I Am Part of the Resistance Inside the Trump Marriage – by Anonymous

I married the President but I have vowed to thwart parts of our union and his worst inclinations.

My husband is facing a test to our marriage unlike any faced by a modern American rich older man who has married a far younger woman who would have been out of his league if not for his vast wealth.

I have withheld sex from him ever since we had a son together and my parents were granted U.S. citizenship, but am unable to request divorce as it would be financially painful due to prenuptial agreements. Fortunately, the President’s well-documented sharknado with a pornographic film actress and nude variety club performer entitle this anonymous person to certain payouts in the event that he initiates a split.

The tragedy – which he does not fully grasp – is that many of his own wives have worked diligently from within to frustrate his goals.



I would know. I am one of them.

Donald believes that we no longer “do it,” because I am still “blown away” by the “totally wild and outrageous pleasure” that he “gave me years ago.” He believes that it can take more than a decade for a woman to fully assess and assimilate the consequences of sex with him.

“You are totally satisfied, believe me,” is what he says.

To be clear, ours is not the resistance of #metoo or its followers. We firmly believe in gold digging for sport and pleasure, but we don’t believe that a life of celebrity leisure should be interrupted by insane and pointless attempts at gaining respectability by doing stupid things like “becoming president” when reality television pays, attracts less scrutiny and demands less work.

While I believe that my first duty is to my son and his inheritance (especially if he inherited any of Eric’s traits, which would render him unemployable and defenseless without great wealth to care for him) my husband continues to act in ways that are detrimental to our marriage. My hope is that he can be convinced to file for divorce so that I can collect the aforementioned Stormy Daniels payout.

The root of the problem in our marriage is my husband’s amorality, which rivals my own. Anyone who has been married to him knows that he is not moored by any discernible first principles that guide his behavior in a relationship.

This is why many Trump wives have, sooner or later, vowed to do what they could to get out of the marriage, with as much financial support and reward as is available. Don’t get me wrong, there are bright spots to being a Trump wife. There is, for example, the money and there is also the money. But the money seems to be there in spite of the President’s personal style, which is impetuous, adversarial, petty and ineffective.

Sometimes, I think it would have been easier to have married John McCain.

I know that Trump wives have been cast as villains in the public mind, but we have all worked hard to achieve freedom without sacrificing the whole wealth thing. My husband may fear such honorable women, but America should revere them.

There is a quiet resistance within this marriage that you should really all know about. Do not worry too much about my identity. When it comes to who has written this, I really don’t care, do you?

The author is a senior member of Donald Trump’s marriage.