Items Sold At Our Inconvenience Store
Vegan Slim Jims
Swisher Unsweets
Lukewarm Pocket
Mountain Dew Menthol
Chex Mix and Cheetos Powder
Brazil Nut M&Ms
Family-Size Cheeto Dust
Beefaroni Pops
Flint, Michigan Bottled Water
0.005 Hour Energy
Beige Skittles
45-Minute Cook Time Burrito
Pre-Chewed Tobacco
Nerds, but like the ones that play League of Legends
1/2 Foot Phone Charge Cords
Frosting-on-the-bottom Pop Tarts
Perforated Condoms
Reese’s Peanut Butter Jars — peanut butter sold separately
Barrel-aged rotisserie hot dogs
Marbloro Smoothie
Lotto Tickets, but it’s the lottery from Shirley Jackson’s short story “The Lottery”
Deconstructed Gas Station Sushi
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Caleb Coy is a freelance ghost writer living in Virginia. He has been published in journals like The Common, Mystery Tribune, and Hippocampus. He once wrote for Cards Against Humanity. Caleb is the author of the 2015 novel you never heard of, An Authentic Derivative.
