Gummers’ Eve douche for the elderly, pack of 24 for $8.99
“Extrava-Danza! The Poetry of Tony Danza” audiobook, 54 cents
Albinoel, A White Christmas holiday music app- 18 cents
Cowabunghole brand Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Butt-Plugs, set of four (plus bonus strap-on, The Shredder)- $24.99
Super Barrio Brothers video game- Help two Hispanic brothers traverse the perilous and frightening landscape of Trump’s America in this thrilling adventure! $14.99
iPhone that uses Harvey Fierstein’s voice as Siri.
Paas Swaastika Egg Decorating Kit- Tired of painting swastikas and racist statements on churches and schools? Try your hand at painting them on eggs with this delightful kit! Works on white eggs only.
3-D Virtual Reality Toenail Clippers- $2,499.99
Magic beans- One cow
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence