Grasshoppers suddenly have eyebrows for some reason.
Alyssa Milano discovers cure for cancer, but then forgets the details because she gets distracted by spoilers regarding the next season of RuPaul’s Drag Race.
The dead are returning to life, but are choosing to stay beneath the ground in their coffins.
Lint accumulated from between the toes of professional bowlers is now a highly coveted aphrodisiac.
Your dogs stop licking themselves and watch the national news with you.
Rather than Spin The Bottle, elementary school children now instead play Spin The Bong.
All ranch dressing brands begin to exclusively sell their product contained in enema bags.
PornHub mostly posting security footage of bank employees surreptitiously picking their noses.
In-depth analysis of The Bachelor seasons taught in most junior high schools.
For Sweeps Week, Ellen DeGeneres allows herself to become part of a human centipede, live on camera.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence