What’s OUT and What’s IN for 2020
What’re the hottest, hippest trends in town? What’s so cool that it’s hot, hot, hot? What difference does it make to you? What are you, some kind of creep? The answers to these questions and more can be found here!!
Out / In
Using public restrooms. / Using the bucket in the trunk of your car.
Brunch / Beef jerky and cough syrup at 3 AM.
Netflix / Old VHS taps of Wheel Of Fortune.
TikTok / TokTik
Showers / Being hosed down and deloused by jailers.
Viking funerals / Vikings who live forever.
Jennifer Aniston / Adult film star Jennifer Ass-A-Ton
Anal bleaching / Anal fabric softening
Doggie style / Bestiality
Chinese checkers / Japanese jump rope
Twitter / Writing on bathroom walls
Voodoo dolls / Sticking dozens of needles into your enemy’s body.
Breakdancing / Breaknapping
Skinheads / Shaving your head due to lice.
Meth / NyQuil enemas
Parachute pants / Parachuting without pants.
Food trucks / Eating whatever you’ve run over in your truck.
Spin the bottle / Spin the bong
Breastfeeding in public. / Posting videos of your breastfeeding on YouTube.
Tramp stamp tattoos. / Official notarized certification designating you as a tramp.
Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence