LIST: Old Bands
Up Before The Byrds
New Order in My Morning Pill Lineup
RUSH to Bingo
Jane’s Golden Girls Addiction
Tears for Fears of What Will Happen If I Don’t Forward This Chain Letter
Booming Talk Radiohead
The Who?
Cypress Over the Hill
Double Trouble Opening a PDF
NWAARP
The Walk-In Tub Doors
NSYNC with this Cruise Ship’s Buffet Rotation
Cheap Trick-or-Treaters Also Get Toothbrushes
The White-Haired Stripes
U2 Can Join Our Bridge Club
Green Daytime Nap
ZZZZZ Top
Abdicated Kings of Leon
Blind Faith that No One’s Behind Me When I’m Backing Up
The Cars Following Me Impatiently
The Kinks in My Back
Weakened Immune System of a Down
The Jackson 5 p.m. Dinner Reservation
Red Hot Chili Peppers Require An Antacid
Coldplay Bing Crosby on the Jukebox
My Great-Grandfather Knew Thomas Jefferson Airplane
UB40-Year Class Reunion Coming Up
Foreigner to TikTok
Blues Mobility Scooter Traveler
Rage Against the CPAP Machine
The Villages People
The Bald Eagles
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William Vaillancourt’s humor writing has appeared in Robot Butt, The Halfway Post and The Haven, among other places. Coincidentally, it has not appeared in other places as well.