Other Trump Stories Killed By The National Enquirer

Tabloid publisher David Pecker says he pledged to be Trump campaign’s ‘eyes and ears’ during 2016 race. Buying and killing Trump stories that might hurt his Presidential campaign. A few you’ve heard of, Stormy Daniels, Playboy model Karen McDougal…but a few you might not have yet…

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Trump Sues Teen Boy For Purchasing Last Several Pieces Of Extra Crispy At KFC.

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Trump Pays Fortune To Have Abortion Clinic Built Directly Onto Epstein Island

Ranch Dressing Fountains Placed Into Trump Apartment Bathrooms

Trump Reads Necronomicon To Children During Local Preschool Story Hour

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