Mister T Cups and Other 9 Rejected Theme Park Rides

Mister T Cups

Splash Mountain of Debt

The Tunnel of Courtney Love

Thunder Thighs Mountain

Ferris Wheel of Fortune

The Pirates of the Caribbean Carnival Cruise Lines

The Tower of Terriers

Haunted Meth House

Bumper Kardashians

It’s a Small Minded World After All