Newly Discovered Side Effects of Hydroxychloroquine

Given the startling revelation that President Donald Trump has been administered the controversial drug to combat the novel Covid-19 Coronavirus, new side effects have begun emerging.  Patients taking this drug should contact their medical professional immediately if any of these signs begin appearing.

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Persistent apricot/carrot coloring of the face

 

Early morning rage tweeting

 

Riot incitement

 

Inability for introspection

 

Early afternoon rage tweeting

 

An overall feeling of unsolicited douchebaggery

 

Tiny hands

 

Late morning rage tweeting

 

Extramarital affairs

 

Blaming President Obama for everything

Examples include

 

• My lawnmower won’t start.  God dammit Obama!

• Target has no toilet paper.  WTF, Obama?

• My wife refuses to have sex with me.  Thanks, Obama.

 

 

Late afternoon rage tweeting

 

Constipation/General feeling of being full of shit

 

Distrust of medical professionals

 

Urge to ingest Lysol Wipes

 

Late night rage tweeting

 

Using “okay,” when answering questions in a combative way

 

Holiday rage tweeting

 

Tan line around the eyes the same size as the goggles worn by Lakers center Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

 

Rapid and incessant fast food consumption

 

Smiling in a creepy serial killer kind of way

 

Firing people for no reason

 

Mid-morning rage tweeting

 

Mid-afternoon rage tweeting

 

Saturday at 2:00 PM rage tweeting

 

General feeling of fatigue, (perhaps from late night rage tweeting)

 

If you believe in medical professionals, you are urged to contact one immediately if you display any of the above symptoms.