Step #1 – Read the instructions.
Step #2 – Ask yourself why, in America, the instructions appear to be written in an Anglo-Frisian dialect from the 7th century AD.
Step #3 – Look at the illustrations. Those have to be more helpful than the Old English of Step #2.
So, he called up some folks / (Wooh, wooh, wooh-wooh) / And asked for thousands more votes / (Wooh, wooh, wooh-wooh) / Scheming for a way to get back, to the life he once knew / Oh, yes he did, he said he would / Oh-oh, he’s cheating (Cheating)
Face Mask: Revolutionary technology that uniquely captures the fragrance of your own breath.
Rule #2: The moderator will have the ability to mute a candidate’s microphone if he fails to give the other candidate an opportunity to speak. The candidate in violation will be docked an electoral vote from a battleground state of his opponents choosing.
‘The I-watch-HGTV-and-can-therefore-build-an-addition-to-my-house phase.’ ‘The I-just-realized-I-don’t-even-own-a-hammer phase.’ And more!
Honestly dude, you need to take a look in the mirror. So, you almost fell down a ramp and embarrassed yourself. Shit happens. President Ford nearly fell down the steps descending an airplane back in ‘75. He didn’t blame tweet the flight of stairs. He laughed it off and continued serving his unremarkable term.
Side Effects include: Distrust of medical professionals, Urge to ingest Lysol Wipes, Late night rage tweeting, and more.
What was it like growing up in the heartland? Jack: Well, back then we didn’t have a care in the world. We’d spend all of our days suckin’ on chili dogs outside the Tastee Freez. That may have contributed to my heart disease and Diane’s diabetes.
Doolin-Dalton: You don’t end relationships because you don’t have relationships.
Ranch Dressing: You miss living in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Light Ranch Dressing: You sometimes miss living in Tulsa, Oklahoma. and more!
🎵 She sees me behind her/ She wants to hold the door/ But I slow down on purpose / She decides to wait some more
MERMAID WITH WINGS HOLDING A SKULL: How’s the show going, guys? I can’t see anything because I’m on the back.
