No, I Don’t Have A Gambling Problem And Here’s My Bank Statement From My Family Trip To The Carnival To Prove It

Carnival tickets for my wife and kids: –$80

 

Gas: –$40

 

Parking: –$10

 

Cotton candy: –$5

 

Fresh squeezed lemonade: –$4

 

Footlong corn dog: –$8

 

Pretzel: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

ATM cash withdrawal: +$400

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Shot of whiskey: –$6.50

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Shot of whiskey: –$6.50

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Attempt to pay off the carnival game worker: –$25

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Milk bottle game: –$3

 

Identical giant banana with dreadlocks from the gift shop: –$45

 

Wholesale price of the toy: $0.39

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Shot of whiskey: –$6.50

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Shot of whiskey: –$6.50

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Shot of whiskey: –$6.50

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Pack of cigarettes: –$5.40

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Bottle of whiskey: –$26.74

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

ATM cash withdrawal: +$30

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Ring toss game: –$4

 

Identical beta fish from the gift shop: –$15

 

Wholesale price of the beta fish: $0.08

 

Free throw game that takes card payments: –$5

 

Free throw game: –$5

 

Free throw game: –$5

 

Free throw game: –$5

 

Free throw game: –$5

 

Coffee: –$2

 

Free throw game: –$5

 

Free throw game: –$5

 

Free throw game: –$5

 

Free throw game: –$5

 

Free throw game: –$5

 

Coffee: –$2

 

Free throw game: –$5

 

Free throw game: –$5

 

Free throw game: –$5

 

Free throw game: –$5

 

Free throw game: –$5

 

Athletic looking guy I paid to make an attempt who was walking past: –$5

 

Free throw game: –$5

 

Free throw game: –$5

 

Free throw game: –$5

 

Free throw game: –$5

 

Free throw game: –$5

 

Some guy who gave me money to “help me get home” I don’t know why : +$20

 

Free throw game: –$5

 

Free throw game: –$5

 

Free throw game: –$5

 

Overdraft fee: –$35

 

Free throw game: –$5

 

Overdraft fee: –$35

 

Free throw game: –$5

 

Overdraft fee: –$35

 

Free throw game: –$5

 

Overdraft fee: –$35

 

Free throw game: –$5

 

Overdraft fee: –$35

 

Free throw game: –$5

 

Overdraft fee: –$35

 

Successful attempt to pay off a carnival game worker: –$55

 

Overdraft fee: –$35

 

Making memories to last a lifetime with my family: Priceless

 

Price of making memories to last a lifetime with my family: –$1,099.64