Notable lines from Donald Trump’s upcoming Inaugural Address

“Ask not what your country can do for you — ask what your country can do for me.”

“There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be fixed by a hat with a slogan on it.”

“In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is a money-making opportunity.”

“The first rule of the Trump Presidency is: You do not talk about the Trump Presidency.”

“The only thing we have to fear is what’s in my tax returns.”

“Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?”

“We are all Republicans, we are all Democrats, but most of all we are all scared to death.”

“Divestment? We ain’t got no divestment! We don’t need no divestment! I don’t have to show you any stinking divestment!”

“The same revolutionary beliefs for which our forebears fought are still at issue around the globe — the belief that the rights of man come not from the generosity of the state, but from whoever has the best lawyers.”

“Pay no attention to that man behind the Kremlin.”

“Show me the money!”

“Frankly, my Dear Americans, I don’t give a damn.”