Other Trump Stories Killed By The National Enquirer
Tabloid publisher David Pecker says he pledged to be Trump campaign’s ‘eyes and ears’ during 2016 race. Buying and killing Trump stories that might hurt his Presidential campaign. A few you’ve heard of, Stormy Daniels, Playboy model Karen McDougal…but a few you might not have yet…
Donald Debuts New Diamond Flecked Merkin At Epstein Island Soiree
Trump’s “Mushroom” Not As Fun As Other Types Of Mushrooms, Report NYC Call Girls
Trump Takes Pet Rock To Baseball Game Instead Of Eric
Trump Sues Teen Boy For Purchasing Last Several Pieces Of Extra Crispy At KFC.
Donald’s Illuminati Application Rejected Again, Citing “Applicant’s Ridiculous Physical Appearance”
Trump Pays Fortune To Have Abortion Clinic Built Directly Onto Epstein Island
Ranch Dressing Fountains Placed Into Trump Apartment Bathrooms
Trump Reads Necronomicon To Children During Local Preschool Story Hour
Trump Visits Occupants Of Homeless Shelter, Voraciously Absorbs Life Energies Of Same
Donald Trump Complains “Heil Hitler” Motion Too Similar To Exercise
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