originals

LIST: Old Bands

Up Before The Byrds

 

New Order in My Morning Pill Lineup

 

RUSH to Bingo

 

Jane’s Golden Girls Addiction



 

Tears for Fears of What Will Happen If I Don’t Forward This Chain Letter

 

Booming Talk Radiohead

 

The Who?

 

Cypress Over the Hill

 

Double Trouble Opening a PDF

 

NWAARP

 

The Walk-In Tub Doors

 

NSYNC with this Cruise Ship’s Buffet Rotation

 

Cheap Trick-or-Treaters Also Get Toothbrushes

 

The White-Haired Stripes

 

U2 Can Join Our Bridge Club

 

Green Daytime Nap

 

ZZZZZ Top

 

Abdicated Kings of Leon

 

Blind Faith that No One’s Behind Me When I’m Backing Up

 

The Cars Following Me Impatiently

 

The Kinks in My Back

 

Weakened Immune System of a Down

 

The Jackson 5 p.m. Dinner Reservation

 

Red Hot Chili Peppers Require An Antacid

 

Coldplay Bing Crosby on the Jukebox

 

My Great-Grandfather Knew Thomas Jefferson Airplane

 

UB40-Year Class Reunion Coming Up

 

Foreigner to TikTok

 

Blues Mobility Scooter Traveler

 

Rage Against the CPAP Machine

 

The Villages People

 

The Bald Eagles