Originals

21 Voting Groups Now Vying for the Position Formerly Held By Soccer Moms 

A caricature of the suburban female voter looms large in American politics. Who are these influential voters? Does the “soccer mom” still exist? Did she ever?  The New York Times

1.   Hockey Moms Who Have Pit Bulls – Not French Bulldogs, Pitbulls

 

2.   Badminton Aunts

 

3.   Snowplow Moms

 

4.   Ice Fishing Mothers



 

5.   Motherfuckers Who Could Kick Your Ass at Soccer

 

6.  Gen X Baseball Sons Who Lament the Unfair Rise of Soccer and Lacrosse

 

7.  Equestrian Stepmothers Who Don’t Give A Shit About You

 

8.  Pinball Wizards

 

9.  Soul Sisters

 

10.  23 & Me Sisters

 

11.  Mah Jong Grandmothers

 

12.  Randy Grandpas with Pensions

 

13. Twisted Sister

 

14.  Menopausal Midwives

 

15.  Spelunking Orphans

 

16.  Pickleball Playing Bros

 

17.  Roadie Uncles

 

18.  First Wives Who Should Have Known Better

 

19.  Second Ex Wives Laughing All the Way to the Bank

 

20.  Mathlete Millennial Nieces

 

21.  Non-familial Karens