PornHub’s 2nd Most Popular Searches By State

As reported by The New York Post, the gentle souls at PornHub have gone to the trouble of compiling the most popular searches on their site, and divvied them up by state, but what were the 2nd most search terms? Well, the crack team at Weekly Humorist spent countless hours painstakingly ‘researching’ (and chaffing) to bring you this list. I was going to single out Arkansas for a scornful glare, as per usual, but we should all be pretty ashamed by the results.

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Alabama
Dutch oven threesome

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Alaska
Hunchback queefing

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Arizona
Plaster of Paris Hilton

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Arkansas
Frozen porridge dildo

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California
Anal butter churning

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Colorado
Cottage Cheese enema

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Connecticut
Scrotums stuffed into a birdhouse

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Delaware
Rubes with pubes

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Florida
Keebler elf gang bang

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Georgia
Tea-bagging a crop circle

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Hawaii
MILFs who don’t have a good relationship with their kids

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Idaho
Lemon-zesting an elderly Amish woman’s butt-crack

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Illinois
Donkey Kong punch

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Indiana
BBWs in BMWs

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Iowa
Fisting and fasting

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Kansas
Beauty & the Yeast Infection

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Kentucky
Threesome foreskin fivefold

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Louisiana
Llama Sutra

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Maine
2 Goats, 1 Cup

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Maryland
Gettin’ sweaty with Estelle Getty

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Massachusetts
Bukkake tonsil-hockey

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Michigan
Prostater Tots

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Minnesota
Ticks on dicks

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Mississippi
QAnaughty

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Missouri
Crusty and Busty:  voluptuous gals with psoriasis

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Montana
Fist my cyst

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Nebraska
Playing hacky-sack with your stepmom’s butt-plug.

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Nevada
Sex Robot with AI (anal intrusion)

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New Hampshire
Hot babysitters with cramps and water weight gain

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New Jersey
Girl on girl on meth

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New Mexico
Cheerleaders who peaked in high school.

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New York
3D Virtual Reality Colonoscopy

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North Carolina
Tapeworm jump-rope

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North Dakota
Nintendo Power Glove fisting

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Ohio
Dehydrated squirters

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Oklahoma
Nacho cheese dick squeeze

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Oregon
Ass-Gravy boat

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Pennsylvania
Lucille ball-torture

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Rhode Island
Gloryhole, Gloryhole Hallelujah!

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South Carolina
CHiPs in chaps

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South Dakota
Areola Ebola

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Tennessee
Flower Power-Bottom

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Texas
Choking the chicken.   An actual chicken.

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Utah
SkidMarquis de Sade

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Vermont
Incel Incest

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Virginia
Seven Ten split beaver

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Washington
Human SantaPede

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West Virginia
Bill Cos-play

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Wisconsin
Sniffing panties that are fresh from the dryer

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Wyoming
Bang Transit Bus