Some Pre-Existing Conditions The GOP Will Accept

Slimy skin

---

Tightass

---

Sunburn from an “All Lives Matter” protest

---

Blindness/deafness from head-in-sand

---

Lizard breath

---

Weakspine

---

Empathy deficiency

---

Myopia

---

Secret homosexuality projected as homophobia

---

Tennis elbow

---

Golf knee

---

Lacrosse butt

---

Ears still ringing from hearing hip-hop two weeks ago

---

Being a wussy (Celiac disease)

---

Having a son who only got accepted to Cornell

---

Acute Stress Disorder from multiple sexual assault lawsuits

---

Kidney stones

---