President Trump’s Definitive Shortlist Of Supreme Court Justice Picks
Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy is retiring, giving President Donald Trump the chance to cement conservative control of the high court. — AP June 27th, 2018
Rudy Giuliani
Alan Dershowitz
Sean Hannity
Judge Danforth from “The Crucible”
Pontius Pilate
A bible with all the stuff about human equality and decency crossed out
A robot with a smart tablet for a face that just scrolls through Trump’s Twitter feed
President Andrew Jackson’s ghost
An angry hornet’s nest
Mr. Magoo
Szell from “Marathon Man”
His second favorite golden toilet
A Kanye West/Ted Nugent tag team
A blanket infected with the Bubonic Plague
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Ally Hirschlag is a writer from Brooklyn who lives with mild anxiety over what her cats are doing in the other room. You can find her work at Mic, Upworthy, Teen Vogue, and elsewhere. Follow her on Twitter @allyhirschlag.
