President Trump’s Definitive Shortlist Of Supreme Court Justice Picks

Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy is retiring, giving President Donald Trump the chance to cement conservative control of the high court. — AP June 27th, 2018

Rudy Giuliani

Alan Dershowitz

Sean Hannity

Judge Danforth from “The Crucible”

Pontius Pilate

A bible with all the stuff about human equality and decency crossed out

A robot with a smart tablet for a face that just scrolls through Trump’s Twitter feed

President Andrew Jackson’s ghost

An angry hornet’s nest

Mr. Magoo

Szell from “Marathon Man”

His second favorite golden toilet

A Kanye West/Ted Nugent tag team

A blanket infected with the Bubonic Plague

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