Quiet Signs Your Company Is Planning To Let You Go
They have your parking space moved to the lot in front of the unemployment office.
Your recent password update suggestion is 86’dPLEASELEAVE
You’re obviously redirected several times to the “Getting A New Job For Dummies” book during the white elephant gift exchange.
Fridge items tagged with your name are auctioned off to your coworkers.
The only item left to sign up for the potluck is a rare spice found only in the rainforests of Peru.
Your section of the Zoom meeting screen has been replaced by a skull and crossbones.
They allow you to keep the potato sacks from the employee picnic race “just in case you can’t afford clothes soon”.
Graffiti directed at you in the restroom stalls is beginning to get particularly mean spirited.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
