Revised Lyrics to “Midnight Train to Georgia”

Losing, proved too much for the man

(Too much for the man, he couldn’t take it)

So, he’s scheming for the life, he’s come to know

(He said he’s going)

He said he’s going back to find

(Going back to find)

Ooh, thousands of votes he never had

The votes that went to Dems, not so long ago

 

He’s cheating

(Cheating)

Out the citizens of Georgia, yeah

(Cheating out the citizens)

Said he’s cheating

(Cheating now to find)

Votes he never really had, oh yes, he is

(And even as he takes that ride, the GOP will be right by his side)

You’ll be with him

(We know you will)

Cheating out the citizens of Georgia

(Cheating out the citizens of Georgia, wooh, wooh)

You’d rather live in his world

(Live in his world)

Then live with ours laws, in mine

 

He keeps cheating

(Cheating)

So that maybe he can keep his fame

(It’s a super fame, but he’s so fucking lame)

And we sure found out the hard way

That Trump will always cheat, oh no, uh, uh

(Trump will always cheat, uh, uh, no, uh, uh)

So, he called up some folks

(Wooh, wooh, wooh-wooh)

And asked for thousands more votes

(Wooh, wooh, wooh-wooh)

Scheming for a way to get back, to the life he once knew

Oh, yes he did, he said he would

Oh-oh, he’s cheating

(Cheating)

Out the citizens of Georgia, yeah

(Cheating out the citizens)

Said he’s going back to cheat, ooh

(Going back to cheat)

To find a simpler place and time, 1861?

(Whenever he takes that ride, the GOP will be right by his side)

You’ll be with him

(We know you will)

Cheating out the citizens of Georgia

(Cheating out the citizens of Georgia, wooh, wooh)

You’d rather live in his world

Then live with our laws in mine

 

(His world is his, and GOPs alone)

Ooh, he’s cheating

(Cheating)

Cheating out the citizens of Georgia, yeah, ooh y’all

(Cheating out the citizens)

Said he’s going back to find

(Going back to find)

Ooh, a simpler place and time, ooh y’all, 18-61

(Whenever he takes that ride, the GOP will be right by his side)

You’ve got to be with him

(We know you will)

Cheating out the citizens of Georgia

(Cheating out the citizens of Georgia, wooh, wooh)

You’d rather live in his world

(Live in his world)

Then live with our laws, in mine

(His world is his, and the GOP alone)