#SexyStateSlogans
Indiana: Hoosier Daddy?! It’s #SexyStateSlogans on this week’s joke game! Here are some of the best on @HashtagRoundUp powered by @TheHashtagGame. Play our comedy hashtag twitter games every Wednesday at 11 am EST.
Let’s play #SexyStateSlogans with co-host @delaneyWHmag @HashtagRoundup powered by @TheHashtagGame #WittyWednesday pic.twitter.com/im9nunmojf
— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) January 22, 2020
#SexyStateSlogans
Illinois- Wanna See our Bean? 😈 pic.twitter.com/EJDNqiKa9e— michael greer (@mgreer423) January 22, 2020
Down for some Californication?#SexyStateSlogans pic.twitter.com/z5VRn6Mdr7
— Writerlike🌎 (@writerlike1) January 22, 2020
#SexyStateSlogans
I-da-ho 😉— Rachel July (@RachelJuly16) January 22, 2020
EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas. pic.twitter.com/trPmRhCAqT
— ThePublicGadfly (@ThePublicGadfly) January 22, 2020
Nevada: We Got Hookers#SexyStateSlogans
— Corey Miller (@StopEatingBees) January 22, 2020
Come to Maryland, we’ve got crabs!
Am I doing this right?
— Baby Deadpool the Low Rider (@Eminem11684) January 22, 2020
#SexyStateSlogans
Ohio, that’s it nothing sexy about this place— 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 Mr Rucker 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 (@cleaningtowels) January 22, 2020
#SexyStateSlogans Mississippi our biggest dating website is 23andMe pic.twitter.com/6sviis7Uee
— Bamm Bamm (@jumbobambam) January 22, 2020
Something about Maryland #SexyStateSlogans pic.twitter.com/uBwbXLDa0G
— That Girl (@whoulooknat) January 22, 2020
Minnesota, the Land of 10,000 Lakes. If you can’t get wet here, you can’t get wet anywhere. #SexyStateSlogans
— Wooly Woolhouse (@WoolyWoolhouse) January 22, 2020
You’re My Maine Squeeze #SexyStateSlogans
— Alisun Jane (@AlisunJane) January 22, 2020
Indiana: Hoosier Daddy? #SexyStateSlogans
— O’Susanna (@SaucySusieQ) January 22, 2020
Indiana, our men are taller than the corn. #SexyStateSlogans
— Mimi (@mimidancer) January 22, 2020
Whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas… Unless you failed to wear protection. #SexyStateSlogans
— Sarah (@FinDomSarah) January 22, 2020
#SexyStateSlogans Florida, It’s already shaped that way pic.twitter.com/9i7Mkzu2kG
— Bamm Bamm (@jumbobambam) January 22, 2020
Ass, Cash or Grassachusetts #SexyStateSlogans
— #HowIKeepMyselfEntertained (@SadlyCatless) January 22, 2020
Welcome to Ontario Canada, home of the Great Canadian Beaver.
We’ll ease you in with maple syrup and then make you gush like Niagara Falls #SexyStateSlogans
— 🍒Legally Acidic Blonde™️ (@Acidic_Blonde) January 22, 2020
Hawaii: We’re All Getting Lei’d! #SexyStateSlogans
— Wooly Woolhouse (@WoolyWoolhouse) January 22, 2020
OK: The Consenting State
— Nora McManus 🤟👩🏻🦰 (@Nora_McManus) January 22, 2020
#SexyStateSlogans Connecticut. Wanna ride my submarine pic.twitter.com/q64BaA2XAO
— 🇦🇺Duncan✈️™️ (@Duncan7710) January 22, 2020
Colorado. Join the mile high club without ever getting on a plane! #SexyStateSlogans pic.twitter.com/VsXkstb1Xu
— joe sears (@joesears_) January 22, 2020
Arizona, it’s too hot to wear clothes. #SexyStateSlogans
— Casey (@CutmanCasey) January 22, 2020
New Jersey – We’re New York’s Sloppy Seconds #SexyStateSlogans
— orangepussy (@orangepussy1) January 22, 2020
#SexyStateSlogans
Hawaii where you’re allowed to hang loose… pic.twitter.com/J8xI7SjvUu— Kuwa Taka (@KuwaTakaSurfing) January 22, 2020
#SexyStateSlogans
Florida – it looks like a penis!! pic.twitter.com/bG6JuM0tS9— Natalia (@Nataliano_ooo) January 22, 2020
Utah. It’s not ALL missionary. #SexyStateSlogans pic.twitter.com/1xLaB5gcqE
— King Erroneous (@King_Erroneous) January 22, 2020
Here in #Utah, we actually have a few sexy slogans that were going to be part of an HIV-prevention campaign.
Unfortunately, our governor found them offensive and lewd, so he shut the whole thing down…#SexyStateSlogans pic.twitter.com/ta9KpUN6iN
— Antoni Maroto, CT | AM Language Services (@amlangservices) January 22, 2020
#SexyStateSlogans
Florida: Bring a thong— Sammy is here 520 (@520Sammy) January 22, 2020
Utah: Come for the Parks, Stay for the Polygamy
— Nora McManus 🤟👩🏻🦰 (@Nora_McManus) January 22, 2020
South Dakota: You can’t spell South Dakota without STD.#sexystateslogans
— Jason Bangs (@jasontoddbangs) January 22, 2020
#SexyStateSlogans The Last Front ‘n Rear pic.twitter.com/ntWuORQQiZ
— Rob Noblin (@JRNoblin) January 22, 2020
New York: Fuck you #SexyStateSlogans
— Veg Tables (@veegtables) January 22, 2020
#SexyStateSlogans
Georgia: we have the best peaches pic.twitter.com/wZcl9TLvsm— Cool Chris (@CoolChris_1) January 22, 2020
Hawaii-
Our i’s are up here.#SexyStateSlogans— You sonuvabitch, I’m in. (@WhoDatGuy33) January 22, 2020
#SexyStateSlogans North Dakota. Oiled up with no where to go.
— Georgina Pratt (@Georgin24838129) January 22, 2020
Kansas, Where The Only Thing That’s Flat Is The Land #SexyStateSlogans
— Wooly Woolhouse (@WoolyWoolhouse) January 22, 2020
Minnesota: Stay Warm The Fun Way #SexyStateSlogans
— Oliver Langmo (@Olivergoesoff) January 22, 2020
Florida: America’s Wang #SexyStateSlogans
— Wooly Woolhouse (@WoolyWoolhouse) January 22, 2020
Massachusetts: That’s Not An Arm
— Chris O’Brien (@bigdweeb) January 22, 2020
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Michigan – The Great Licks State pic.twitter.com/vBGkTIX5Cb— Canine🐶Aditya (@k9aditya) January 22, 2020
#SexyStateSlogans Vermont – The Green Mount Me State
— I’m Just Dan (@DanielAshley13) January 22, 2020
OR: Check Out the Size of Our Oregon 😏
— Nora McManus 🤟👩🏻🦰 (@Nora_McManus) January 22, 2020
#SexyStateSlogans The Golden Showers State pic.twitter.com/ZpeSoPNSYb
— Rob Noblin (@JRNoblin) January 22, 2020
Delaware came first. #SexyStateSlogans
— ynoT Tony? (@commisurbator) January 22, 2020
#SexyStateSlogans The Hard as Granite State pic.twitter.com/An2YXbmRPc
— Rob Noblin (@JRNoblin) January 22, 2020
#SexyStateSlogans
Vermont: maple syrup everywhere wink wink— Sammy is here 520 (@520Sammy) January 22, 2020
South Dakota: Get Some Head #SexyStateSlogans pic.twitter.com/bXboS2NdII
— Casey Snyder (@cgeraldsnyder) January 22, 2020
Come live in sin with Wisconsin #SexyStateSlogans
— Wooly Woolhouse (@WoolyWoolhouse) January 22, 2020
Idaho? No, you da hoe! 😉 #SexyStateSlogans pic.twitter.com/W5cIcA8PEg
— joe sears (@joesears_) January 22, 2020
Kentucky, I think my cousin is sexy. #SexyStateSlogans
— Jesse Barfield (@JesseBarfieldPi) January 22, 2020
Nebraska and Chill #SexyStateSlogans
— Kristopher Michael Wood (Jellicle Cat) (@KristopherWood) January 22, 2020
Minnesota- The Pole Dancing Star of the North #SexyStateSlogans @paul_lander
— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) January 22, 2020
Missouri: The Blow-Me State#SexyStateSlogans
— half.baked.in.atl (@propapergirl) January 22, 2020
WI: Cheese head… that’s it.
That’s all I’m gonna say.
🧀😆— Nora McManus 🤟👩🏻🦰 (@Nora_McManus) January 22, 2020
Colorado- “Don’t bogart the beauty.” #SexyStateSlogans @KitLively
— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) January 22, 2020
Come put the “sin” in Wisconsin. 😈#SexyStateSlogans
— Jimperfect (@jwgagne) January 22, 2020
Rhode Island – What we lack in size, we make up for in effort #SexyStateSlogans @joshfeinblatt
— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) January 22, 2020
OOOOOOoooooOOOklahoma! #SexyStateSlogans pic.twitter.com/CannJoGwFU
— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) January 22, 2020
California- “Thongs and bongs.” #SexyStateSlogans @KitLively
— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) January 22, 2020
New Hampshire – Live Bra Free or Die #SexyStateSlogans @paul_lander
— Weekly Humorist (@WeeklyHumorist) January 22, 2020
#SexyStateSlogans In Florida Gators can consent pic.twitter.com/Bb67Y18JDV
— Bamm Bamm (@jumbobambam) January 22, 2020
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