Stop Saying “Turkey Day” and Use One of These Other Thanksgiving Nicknames
The Great Cranberry Cotillion
Carb Christmas
Yelling Day
The Easter of Casseroles
Fat Thursday
Black Thursday (Stove Top Corp. only)
Black Friday Eve
Dia de Los Muertos for Birds (And Ham)
Big Day for Doilies
Too Many Leaves!
Probably Grandma’s Last One
A Day of Feasting and Lively, Healthy Debate
Yes, They Still Do The Parade, Day
St. Detroit Lions Day
The 12th Day of Pilgrim
Feast of Our Lady of Feasting Day
American Canadian Thanksgiving
The Nappening
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Brian Boone is a contributor to Funny or Die, Someecards, Splitsider, The Chive, and Looper, and his work has appeared on McSweeney’s, StarWipe, and many other fine humor and pop culture destinations. He’s the author of several delightful books, wrote a musical about pirates, and came in third on Jeopardy! once. He will clog your Twitter timeline with dad jokes.
