The Best Bang For Your Buck
Asymmetrical.
His friends will FAWN over this fashionable flop-top!
Fringe.
He’ll STAGger in this sexy Southwestern style.
Side-swept.
White-tail buck? More like red-hot hunk!
Blunt.
DOEn’t sleep on this courageously curt coif!
Curtain.
Oh DEER, the ‘70’s are back!
Tiny.
A short style will tell the whole herd they’ve just been CERVID!
illustrations by Katy Maiolatesi
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Meg Reid is a satirist and humor writer. She is a contributor at The Onion, McSweeney’s and Reductress. You can also find her work in Points in Case, Slackjaw, The Belladonna, and End of the Bench, among other publications. You can find her rants and ramblings on Twitter, Instagram, and Medium.
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Katy Maiolatesi is a comedy writer with words in Reductress, The Belladonna, Weekly Humorist, and her annoyed dog’s face. You can find her on Twitter and Instagram @kmaiolatesi and at katymaiolatesi.com.
