The Weekly Humorist Bookshelf

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What are we reading this week?

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Grandma, Why Does Your Laundry Hamper Smell Like Deviled Eggs? by Erma Bombeck  

Erma Bombeck was never one to allow the ravages of senility and dementia keep her from culling together a collection of humorous essays, or from going to Safeway while wearing only a diaper (a story included in this collection)!

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The Obama Sutra

Allow our former president to guide you in the ways of smooth, presidential lovemaking, as only he can.    I mean, clearly, right?

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ScarJo by Stephen King

What happens when a hapless young tennis pro is trapped in her car by a deranged, rabid Scarlett Johansson?   Don’t tell us, we’re too scared to look!

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The Pop-Up Book Of Erections That Lasted More Than Four Hours

Interesting concept, but is this really something that we should be selling to our children?    And certainly no reason this should have been a scratch n’ sniff book as well.

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Jihad Libs

Hours of fun for every member of your lunatic religious cult!   Comes with a small pen-light, so perfect for whiling away the hours in your private cave.

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50 Shades Of Gravy

Hey, c’mon, lets be fair…  Trump-voters like having sex as well.   If you’d like to read about that sort of thing, here’s the book for you.   We couldn’t make it through four pages.  If you have no objection to dry-heave spittle, we have a used copy you could purchase from us.

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