Originals

Things That Are Easier to Get Than an Abortion in America

Ripe avocados


A DMV appointment


An apartment in NYC


A glimpse of Susan Collins’ spine




Skinny jeans that fit after 40


A publishing contract


Therapy covered by health insurance


Health insurance


Paid maternity leave


Affordable child care


A man to admit he has benefited from legal abortion


On Roy Moore’s high horse


As emotional as Brett Kavanaugh at a confirmation hearing


Cell reception upstate


A doctor’s appointment that counts towards deductible


A deductible that’s less than six months’ rent


Republicans to believe in climate change


Into Marilyn Monroe’s dress by losing 16 pounds in three weeks


WAP if you’re Ben Shapiro’s wife


Fitted sheets to fold properly


A woman elected president