No Treats? Here Are Some New Tricks!
Your identity disguised by a Halloween costume, moon their Ring doorbell camera.
Initiate their house pets into a local gang.
When they’re out of town on vacation, rent out their house to film porn. Really messy stuff.
Paint their lawncare equipment a hot neon pink color.
Steal one of the hanging ghost decorations from their front yard, fashion it into a diaper for your baby/elderly parent/grandparent to wear for 24 hours, then return it to it’s original position in their front yard.
Throw their own eggs at their house, so that they’re forced to gather the funds to go out and buy more.
Hold a well attended yodeling contest in their back yard.
Set up a dozen or so porta potties on their front lawn.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
