Trump’s Other Changes To The White House Website

Trump wasn’t in office for even a day when he made several notable changes to the White House website, including removing any references to global warming, as well as info about Melania-made jewely (sadly, not a joke).

What can we expect next? And why does it matter, since most Trump supporters don’t know how to use a computer?

Regardless, we’ll probably soon see these…

Trump’s Other Changes To The White House Website

Instructions on how to correctly place a woman into a body of water in order to see if she’s a witch or not.

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Accessing the White House website now requires a $14.95 per month fee (which does admittedly also entitle the user to several photo galleries of nude Melania).

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All the latest info on local Monster Truck rallies, spitting contests and job openings for convicted sex offenders.

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Much larger print, and no words that are more complicated than the vocabulary of a below-average third grader.

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White House website fact checkers have now all either been fired, or are now working in the kitchen.

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Links to pornography sites for white supremacists (highly recommend the Klu Klux Klams site).

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Pages of US humanitarian effort videos replaced by Celebrity Apprentice bloopers.

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Fun, realistic novelty gun license that you can print out on your computer at home! (or have a friend / enabler show you how to do it if you don’t own a computer)

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