Ultra-Trendy Side Hustles
It seems like more and more people are pursuing a side-hustle in order to make ends meet. But not everyone is fancy enough to be an Uber driver, or in the right spot at the right time to get bitten by a radioactive spider. So what are some other, just as appealing side-hustles for average shlubs such as yourself?
Brand New Side-Hustle Opportunities For The Ultra-Trendy
Piggy-back rides for the frail and weak who are unable to chase after the ice-cream truck.
Standing behind the person playing Galaga at the pizza place and saying encouraging things.
Hosing off soccer balls that have rolled into dirty street water and / or dog poop.
Returning the Red-Box rental discs of people busier than you.
Feigning interest at the bar during drunken tirades.
Explaining rap lyrics to the elderly.
Selling VHS tapes of Red Shoe Diaries to teenaged boys in rural areas whose families can’t afford the internet.
Assistance for the color-blind during games of Twister.
Refereeing the ranch-dressing wrestling matches at WingsFest.
Door to door taxidermy services.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
