Women’s March on Washington Pick-up lines

You smell slightly less awful then the other hippies.

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So, what do you think Bernie’s doing right now?

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Me? I came because I think Ashton Kutcher’s going to run out in a trucker hat with the biggest Punk’d ever.

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You know, Chuck Schumer told me that at the stroke of 12 we all take our clothes off and go streaking. You’re in, right?

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Ma’am, I’m with the CDC we need a blood sample from your “wherever”.

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The good news is maybe this will put Kumbaya at the top of the Billboard Charts again.

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With the world on fire now, we can enjoy the sunset at any time of day!

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I love your grateful dead shirt, lets get a drink and say “debt ceiling” until we think we know what it means.

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I wrote this picket sign using my nail polish and mascara, its the same shade J. Edgar Hoover used!

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I’ve got a bunker downtown all to myself. Interested?

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Oh, I can filibuster all night long.

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What’s your biggest fantasy, besides affordable medicine for the poor?

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I’ve got a helicopter, two fake passports, three months worth of Cracker Jacks, come with me if you want to live.

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I heard this year’s Vanity Fair party is being held at Rikers Island Penitentiary if you wanted to be my date.

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You know if you squint from far away Trump almost looks like a woman.

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Us protesters and the supporters here watching would be so different looking from his view. I mean, if you took away the giant wall partition between us of course…

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Once you go Barack, you never go back.

GO BUY THE SHIRT AND STICK IT TO THE MAN!

(ALSO WE GET A HEFTY CUT!)

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