15 Potential Product Placements of Biblical Proportions #7 Could Get You to Convert
Olive Garden of Eden
Burning Busch Beer and Burning Busch Light
Samsung and Delilah
Noah’s Bagels and Ark
Adam and Summer’s Eve
King Solomon Cuts the Baby Ruth Bar in Half
The Corona Gold Calf
Papa John 3:16
David’s iSling
20 % Off at Bed, Bathsheba and Beyond
The Wailing Walmart
Virgin Mary Atlantic Airlines
The Three Wise Men’s Warehouse
The Last Supper and Old Country All-You-Can-Eat-Buffet
Jesus Raises Lazarus and Lowers Prices at All Participating K-Marts
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Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending, Congolese gynecologist, Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney’s, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that’s been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul’s time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…
