Affirmations Written By Your Dad

You will be successful enough to pay your own phone bill.

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You are always on time and three hours early for international flights.

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You are deeply fulfilled by your non-doctor job.

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You are enough, but I really liked that Jake guy.

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You are giving all you have to offer and at least 10% to your 401(k).

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You would really like this new HBO show. It has that Mark Ruffalo guy.

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You create value in other people’s lives and debt in mine.

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You surround yourself with great friends whose names I always forget.

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Today is full of opportunities to send resumes out. Have you contacted my friend Jon on LinkedIn yet?

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You are worthy of love from a financially stable Jewish man, like Jake.

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Your drive and ambition allow you to achieve your goals of that playwriting thing you do.

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You are blessed with an incredible family that you only visit during the holidays.

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You are the architect of your own life, but not a real architect like your brother. Did he tell you about his promotion?

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You trust yourself, but your dad knows a thing or two.

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Your possibilities are endless. Hey, maybe Jake would take you back.

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You are happy, right? Good.

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