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Failed Star Wars Merchandising Tie-Ins
Huggies Anakin Skywalker Transition Diapers: For the toddler that doesn’t want to be viewed as a crying baby, but still has occasional bouts with the Dark Side.
Entries by Erik Sternberger
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Please Enjoy Our Company’s Star Wars Day Themed Celebration, That Is Not at All a Distraction from How Bad Things Are Going.
PinnedPointz is throwing an all-day Star Wars Day themed party Friday! We have a lot of fun activities planned throughout the day that we “Hope” you will attend, even if we can’t “Force” you!
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My Signed Book Collection
David Copperfield by Charles Dickens: Signed by The Amazing Johnathan at a Magic Convention in Las Vegas in 2005. The line for the real-life David Copperfield was super long, and I was getting hungry.
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All the Ways We’re Avoiding Saying “The Super Bowl” in Our Rent-To-Own Furniture Commercial as to Not Be Sued by the NFL
“New England Loyalists vs Los Angeles Male Sheep” it’s time for “Football’s Season Finale”!
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CARTOON: NEW KIDS BOOK! ‘All My Friends Are Indicted’ by Donald J. Trump
If you are a fan of the bestselling “All My Friends Are Dead” series of books then you’ll want to pick up this new book hot off the presses!
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Letters Smuggled out from the Front Lines of Amazon’s Never-Ending Holiday Sale
How is Anthony? Is he grown? Does he have his first girlfriend yet? I hope the life-size 6ft dummy I sent with my last note was a suitable replacement for my non-attendance at his piano recital. We’re almost to hump day of Cyber Monday Deals Week, and I fear what will follow. I miss you and hold hope to return to see the family for our annual Christmas Celebration on January 14th
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Meet Your New and Improved Elected Representatives!
Indicted for Campaign Corruption, Securities Fraud, Self-published Bigfoot Erotica and more fun from our elected officials!
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LEAKED: The Full Set of Rules for Reading the FBI’s Kavanaugh Report
Inside the room are a series of objects that contain clues on how to unlock the box. Do not break any of the items to find clues. All items are on personal loan from Tobin and Squi.
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LEAKED: The White House Approved Kavanaugh FBI Interview List!
“David Dennison” Donald Trump Jr. “Bart O’Kavanaugh,”Anthony Kennedy and more.
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So, a Character in a Thing You Like Has Been Cast, With a Non-Straight White Male and You Are Angry. A Next Step Guide.
Resist the urge to make a “White Luke Cage” argument. Do not contact the person that was cast in any way. Delete your Twitter. Delete your Instagram. Just to be safe, delete Tinder as well. Sit back and relax, content that you have now “owned the SJWs” by leaving social media. Use this free time […]