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Girl Scout Cookie or 1960s Businessman’s Nickname for His Secretary?
Savannah Smiles, Little Brownie, Thin Mint, and more!
Entries by Kelley Greene
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Father’s Day Grit Guide From 3M’s Sandpaper Division
420 Grit: A dope micro-grit for the hippie dad who keeps going out to the garage to “look for something” every couple of hours.
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Billboard’s Greatest Hits Rewritten By AI
R-E-S-P-GPT, Prompt Me Baby One More Time, Bye Bye Bye-nary. And more!
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Better Ways to Lay Off Employees Than Locking Them Out of Their Email
Snail mail, delivered by an actual snail, Elaborate scroll inside the Cryptex from The Da Vinci Code, Inception, and more!
Best of 2022
10 New Year’s Resolutions Jason Definitely Wants Me to Keep This Year
I will sign up for an advanced crochet class to keep my hands busy during Jason’s softball practice (which is every Tuesday and Thursday). I will go to the gym, but only the one where the local softball team, the Beavers, work out. I will not let my past failures to become Jason’s girlfriend define me. And more!
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Vegetable-Inspired Halloween Candy No One Wants
Jolly Radishes, Sour Patch Kales, York Bell Peppermint Patties, M&Ms (Mushrooms & Mushrooms) and more!
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Rejected Friends Thanksgiving Episodes
The One Where They Spend Thanksgiving In The Hospital After Rachel’s Trifle Activates Ross’ IBS, The One Where Ross Lectures About How Turkeys Are Related To Dinosaurs And Chandler Fakes An Aneurysm In Order To Leave The Table, The One Where Monica Gets a Prescription for Lexapro And Enjoys Thanksgiving For the First Time, and more!