Chinese Vacation

A Drug Infested Den’ And Other Trump Inspired New New Hampshire State Mottos

August 31, 2017/by Paul Lander

Steve Bannon’s Netflix Queue -or- How Steven Bannon Will Spend the Next Few Weeks While Nursing a Wounded But Bloated Ego, Fomenting Hatred in his Heart, and Drinking Gallons of Cheap Gin from a Discarded Aunt Jemima Bottle and a Sterilized Nipple

September 2, 2017/by Mike Calahan

White Noise Machine Settings Designed to Keep Socially Anxious People Up at Night

September 2, 2017/by Andrew Knott

5 Things to Prepare for Once You’ve Released the Fallen Angel from Mike Pence’s Urn

September 3, 2017/by Matt Rotman

PIC QUIP: Trump Tax Returns

September 7, 2017/by Paul Lander

The InfoWars Hurricane Survival Guide

September 10, 2017/by Kevin Cole

John Tyler’s White House Letter To James Knox Polk

September 11, 2017/by Caren Lissner

Back Cover Blurbs for Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir, “What Happened”

September 13, 2017/by Taylor Garcia

Nihilistic Airport Announcements

September 13, 2017/by Andrew Knott

CARTOON: Global Warming

September 15, 2017/by Bob Eckstein

Things Everybody is Tired of Hearing a Skeleton Say

September 19, 2017/by Brian Boone

Fall TV Preview

September 19, 2017/by Kit Lively

Quiz: Canadian Football League Team or Condom Brand

September 19, 2017/by Paul Lander

You May Have Been Affected By Our Recent Dog-Walking Breach. What to Do Next.

September 20, 2017/by Justina Quagliata

Sean Spicer: Hollywood Wunderkind

September 22, 2017/by Kevin Cole

Too Many Talking Vehicles

September 22, 2017/by Eric Branscum

Holy Torch Song Trilogy! Harvey Fierstein to play Batman

September 23, 2017/by Paul Lander

All the New Cable Channels

September 26, 2017/by Brian Boone

List for the White House Handyman

September 26, 2017/by James Folta

CARTOON: Playboy

September 26, 2017/by Johnny Sampson

Pretty Basic Swingers’ Club Etiquette

September 29, 2017/by Kit Lively

Fear and Loathing in the White House Movie Theater

October 1, 2017/by Johnny Wright

CARTOON: Pour Over

October 3, 2017/by Philip Witte

O.J. Simpson To Do List

October 3, 2017/by Les East

Anthony Weiner’s First Day Of Prison Mistakes

October 3, 2017/by Kit Lively

16 Quotes That Show Donald Trump Could Be Your Drunk Uncle

October 5, 2017/by Paul Lander