Trump Fantasy Football League

Current and former members of President Trump’s inner circle have reunited at Mar-a-Lago for the Trump Fantasy Football League draft.

Here are the owners and their teams:


Gen. Kelly: The Kindergarten Cops


Sebastian Gorka: The Brownshirts


Jared Kushner: The Colludin’ Bolsheviks


Reince Priebus: The Los Angeles Leakers


Anthony Scaramucci: The Leaker Killers


Sarah Huckabee Sanders: The Detroit Lyin’s


Steve Bannon: The Cross Burners, er, Cross Trainers


Sean Spicer: The Melissa McCarthys


Michael Flynn: The Immunity Requesters


Donald Trump Jr.: The Smoking Guns


Paul Manafort: The Pro-Russian Ukrainians


Jeff Sessions: The Bama Lama Ding Dongs


Jeffrey Lord: My Kampfs


President Trump: Vlad’s Impalers