Every Show I’ve Pitched Food Network That They’ve Rejected Because They’re Cowards
Does This Taste Like It’s Gone Bad?
Country Cookin’ in Cookin’ Country with Casey Cook
Lick Guy Fieri’s Earring
Slaughterhouse Games
Knife Fight!
Stab the Cake
Brave the Infernal Slaw
Spiders in the Casserole
Rachael Ray’s Boss is Coming for Dinner! He’ll Be Here Any Minute!
I Fucking Dare You to Eat This
Doin’ the Dishes
Talking Doin’ the Dishes
Everyday Pica
Cook Dinner in 20 Minutes or Everyone Might Die
Can You Open This Jar?
Down Home Country Cooking With the Guy Who Played Schneider on One Day at a Time
Holiday Baked Goods Cook-Off But the Cooks Are Babies
Sandra Lee Buys a Bucket of KFC And Says She Made It
There’s a Finger In This
30 Second Meals
Close-Ups of Nigella
Just Warm Glasses of Milk
Guy Fieri’s MouthStuffers
Sneaking Vegans Meat
Food For Ghosts
Halloween Razor Blade Challenge
The Best of Ina Garten Tenderly Touching Jeffrey’s Face
Guy Fieri Is Your New Stepdad
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Brian Boone is a contributor to Funny or Die, Someecards, Splitsider, The Chive, and Looper, and his work has appeared on McSweeney’s, StarWipe, and many other fine humor and pop culture destinations. He’s the author of several delightful books, wrote a musical about pirates, and came in third on Jeopardy! once. He will clog your Twitter timeline with dad jokes.
