Helpful Money Making Tips For Getting America Out Of Debt

Coed bikini carwash featuring members of the Senate and Congress.

Urine-filled dunk booth featuring Trump and Mitch McConnell, $20 per dunk attempt.

Fees for vaccinations that contain an added boost of Cialis.

Have The Illuminati put a frozen Kennedy clone or two up on eBay.

Make Trump pay his fines to the IRS.

Open up to border floodgates, but post a cover charge (Tuesday is Ladies Night!!!)

Force QAnon members to pay local ordinance fee’s based on the amount of rusty car parts and other junk they have scattered on their front lawns.

Legalize both marijuana and prostitution, and make both readily available at Wal-Mart.