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Coed bikini carwash featuring members of the Senate and Congress.
Urine-filled dunk booth featuring Trump and Mitch McConnell, $20 per dunk attempt.
Fees for vaccinations that contain an added boost of Cialis.
Have The Illuminati put a frozen Kennedy clone or two up on eBay.
Make Trump pay his fines to the IRS.
Open up to border floodgates, but post a cover charge (Tuesday is Ladies Night!!!)
Force QAnon members to pay local ordinance fee’s based on the amount of rusty car parts and other junk they have scattered on their front lawns.
Legalize both marijuana and prostitution, and make both readily available at Wal-Mart.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
