How to Write Brfly

People think writing brfly is hard, but it’s really quite simpl. You just have to take a few lettrs out here and thr—sometimes even entire altogether.

You’ll also want to abbrev. wherever poss. to keep things short and s. That’s how pros like Tolst. and Dick. do it.

Wanna make ur writing even brfer? Symbols & digits are your #1 tool. Get rly good at it & you can make good $. That’s a big +.

But we don’t do it for the $. We do it for the <3.

Reducing your font size also helps to keep things nice and succinct. 

Condensing the text works too.

These are classic wrtr’s tricks that turn long-winded prose into concise literature. And don’t forget those acronyms, either: if you wanna be a GW, you gotta WH and BIY.


Let’s apply the above principles to a well-known e.g. Here r the 1st words in the Bible (King James Verzh):

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

OMG Bible are u still talking? So long. Here’s how a pro’d write it up 2-day:

@ 1st God did heaven & earth. Form? No. Value = 0. Dark/deep. Face = water. God goes “Light ’em up!” Boom, done.

Not only is it brfr, it’s bttr. In V1, God is OK. In V2, he’s the man.

So there u have it! W/ a little practice, u 2 can wrt brfr, bttr, and 1 day become a gr8 wrtr. Watch out, Tolst.