In Space, No One Can Hear You Stream

In the year 2050, all of the tv shows that you will ever watch in your lifetime are uploaded into your mind at birth.  Since you are a clone, the network systems know what shows will be most beneficial for you.   Here’s a sampling of what you might see.

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Not Freaky At All Friday

When Vicki and her mother accidentally switch bodies, they both decide to accept their new identities and adopt the pronouns of Me and You.

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World War TMZ

The fierce and bloody battle between various agents of paparazzi comes to a sudden head when Taylor Swift reveals an ability to telepathically control hornets.

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Bachelor Island

Do you believe that a few decades ago people used to watch The Bachelor??  Jesus Christ.  Anyway, at least it means that we have this much superior show now, where former contestants from The Bachelor are hunted for sport on an island owned by ugly guys who were bullied in high school but are rich and resentful now.

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Little Debbie For Hire

Private Investigator Deborah Santiello finds herself shrunken down to miniature size and uses her new condition as an advantage for her most dangerous cases.  No connection to the snack cake mascot, although the show character does coincidentally make snack cakes as her go to  hobby.

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Dr Philth

When Dr Phil’s sour essence is transferred into a sentient mound of soiled medical waste, it, well… no one really notices, to be honest.

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Lizard Male Prime & Penny

Is it off world lizard people propaganda?  Or simply a fun and breezy half hour of clever chat and the latest multidimensional pop culture gossip?   If you care about the difference, then you just don’t get it.