Monday through Thursday, only movies available star Ashton Kutcher and/or the Olsen Twins.
3D movies must be watched without 3D glasses.
MoviePass participants can only use that one restroom stall toilet that won’t stop automatically flushing itself.
If snack counter employee accidentally drops your popcorn on the floor, they’ll just scoop it back into the bag.
Only seats available are next to chatty, giggling preteen girls who refuse to turn off their iPhones.
Only IMAX showings available are for three-hour long arthouse movies about the lives of elderly Swedish people.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence