Other Recent Changes To Your MoviePass Account

MoviePass announced it is raising its price and cutting access to blockbusters. This is just the tip of the iceberg, and more changes are being rolled out to your MoviePass subscription:

Monday through Thursday, only movies available star Ashton Kutcher and/or the Olsen Twins.

3D movies must be watched without 3D glasses.

MoviePass participants can only use that one restroom stall toilet that won’t stop automatically flushing itself.

If snack counter employee accidentally drops your popcorn on the floor, they’ll just scoop it back into the bag.

Only seats available are next to chatty, giggling preteen girls who refuse to turn off their iPhones.

Only IMAX showings available are for three-hour long arthouse movies about the lives of elderly Swedish people.