Pandemericks
We’re asked to shelter in place,
And “No more touching your face!”,
But some just refuse,
Shouting “Fake news!”,
And embarrassing the human race.
We say it’s not political.
So I hate to be hypocritical,
But Trump is so inept,
I prayed as I wept,
He’ll “disappear, just like a miracle”.
We shouldn’t have to ask it,
But when you cough please mask it.
An uncovered sneeze,
Can spread the disease,
Putting your friends in a casket.
It can leave you feeling depressed,
The difficulty in getting a test.
Unable to feel shame,
Our leaders shift blame,
Leaving us to figure out the rest.
It’s important to stand six feet apart,
But people just aren’t that smart.
They keep crowding together,
Especially in nice weather,
Or if there’s a sale at Wal-Mart.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
