Pick-up Lines Overheard at the Trump Inauguration

Given President Trump’s notorious sexist comments about women, it wasn’t surprising to find several like-minded, machismo-fueled men scouring the inaugural events for a date. Here are some of the Pick-up Lines Overheard at the Trump Inauguration:

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How about coming back to my room for some Breitbart and chill?

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You’re like a great, great wall on our southern border… I can’t get over you.

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I call my penis Labor Secretary Puzder because it will have you working overtime.

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Let’s hang out, have a few drinks, and wait for Title IX enforcements to scale back.

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I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away… and I just lost my Affordable Care Act coverage.

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You can’t spell Mnuchin without U or I.

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Let’s role play! I’ll be a small American business trying to expand and you be the liberal Nanny State that’s trying to hobble my growth.

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Do you want to meet the guy who played Chachi on TV? Look no further!

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You’re so hot that I might start believing global warming is not a hoax.

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Want to do something deplorable? I’m ready to drain your swamp!

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I have my own survey company just like Kellyanne Conway… want to take my pole?

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Hey! Want to repeal and replace bodily fluids?

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Care to explore your kinky side? I’m into watersports and waterboarding.

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