Female breasts with so many tattoos that you can’t even really see them.
50% Approval
Bloopers featuring on-set fluffer accidentally tripping on anal beads:
58% Approve
Scenes with lots of anal but no Glade Plug-Ins connected to visible sockets.
23% Approval
57% Disapproval
20% Violently attacked poll worker with large shard of broken glass.
Finishing on a costar’s enlarged back-hump.
43% Approval
50% Disapproval
7% People with back-humps who suddenly become very turned on.
New tariffs causing productions to use cheaper strap-ons, leading to anal bleaching reversals in many cases.
37% Approval
54% Disapproval
9% Unable to discontinue masturbating long enough to answer.
Many porn production companies are doing their best to ensure that gang bangs are ethnically diverse.
78% Approval
21% Disapproval
1% omnipotent being simply curious about the sexual applications of enemas.
Adult film superstar Melanie Moist, distraught after losing the “Best Anal Gang Bang” category during the Adult Video News Awards, attempts to smuggle out several trophies in her anus.
57% Approval
35% Disapproval
8% guys from gang bang who caught chlamydia and are thus conflicted.
New movement to change the term “titty fucking” to “breast lovemaking”.
17% Approval
73% Disapproval
10% editors at Hustler who appreciate innovation in the industry, but are not looking forward to having to update their pornographic version of the Dewey Decimal System.
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Kit has been a regular contributor to MAD magazine for over ten years, and has also been regularly published by National Lampoon, Playboy, The American Bystander, Funny Or Die, SpongeBob Squarepants Comics, Points In Case and many others. His work has been called “sort of like ‘The Far Side’, but more offbeat and often much funnier” by people who should clearly know better. He lives with his wife and two dogs, all of whom do their best to tolerate his presence
