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Resolving The Diarrhea Paradox Plaguing Us All

If God created diarrhea to test me, then He’d already know how I’d fare against diarrhea (not great) since He’s all-knowing.

Can We Circle Back On This Exorcism? 

I hope this email finds you well. I’m looking forward to collaborating with you on excavating a demon from my mortal soul. Unfortunately, I’m at full capacity this week and will be unable to accommodate this ritual in my schedule until midway through Q4. 

CARTOON: Visitation

Hell o. Today's cartoon by Alan Rozanski.

CARTOON: True Hell

Plus 2 factor authentication! Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

Satan Announcing Layoffs In Hell

For those we are letting go, we will be offering generous severance packages including the souls of 10,000 babies and a gift card to Spencers Gifts, the official retail partner of hell.

CARTOON: Hellish Terms

Devil's in the details. Today's cartoon by Jim Shoenbill

CARTOON: Bump Day

Hell of a decision. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper.

CARTOON: Light Up

And unlimited dead sticks. Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson.

Things That Go Bundt In The Night: Treats To Terrify Your Taste Buds

Magic Ate Ball: A Magic 8 Ball covering in rich, delicious caramel and drizzled with candy sprinkles. When will you be able to pass this beast? Reply hazy.

#HellishCocktails

Hex on the Beach, Sin & Tonic, Piña Ghoulada, and more #HellishCocktails on this week's trending joke game!

Gorvath The Infernal Presents Fun Summer Tips For Execrable Human Scum

The insatiable thirst of you lumbering, barely sentient beasts will never be quenched. Such is the nature of your dire species. But if you insist, a nice pitcher of ginades on the beach is lovely and refreshing.

#DemonicDatingApps

Sinder, Harmers Only, Scratch, and more ##DemonicDatingApps on this week's trending joke game!

Truly Terrible Signs That Your BFF Chelsea Is A Hobgoblin

Her cute new manicure is actually blood and gore from tearing out the throats of her enemies. She's been looking at David's Instagram photos without liking or commenting. And more!

Angel & Devil On My Shoulders Can Agree On One Thing: The Dandruff On My Shoulders Is Gross

DEVIL: While you’re taking my advice, I think it might be a good idea if you start keeping up a little more with your … [Devil waves his pitchfork around my head.] DEVIL: … situation. ME: My what? My dander? What does that have to do with the issue at hand? DEVIL: Forget I said anything.

Bachelor In Paradise Lost

I'm your host, Lucifer, and this is Bachelor In Paradise Lost!  Forget all of the pretenders to our throne, we're the real Temptation Island!

CARTOON: Tax Dreadlines

Is it permanently extended? Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein.

CARTOON: Hellish Neverland

Who's Bad? He's bad. Really, really bad. Today's cartoon by Kit Lively and David DeGrand.