Things That Go Bundt In The Night: Treats To Terrify Your Taste Buds

Putin Pops

From what we hear, Trump can stuff several of these into his mouth at the same time!!

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Magic Ate Ball

A Magic 8 Ball covering in rich, delicious caramel and drizzled with candy sprinkles. When will you be able to pass this beast? Reply hazy.

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Ted Bundty

A soft, sumptuous bundt cake splashed with a warm spray of raspberry truffle sauce. Our nurse friends warn that this one is extremely bad for your health, but we don’t care! It’s scrumptious!

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Pentagraham Crackers

You’ll be surprised at who you’re able to conjure by setting out a plate of these delicious treats for surprise guests!

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The Silence Of The Limes

So unbelievably delicious that it might be the most sinful thing that you ever eat. I mean, maybe.

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Full Moon-Pie

Certainly won’t turn you into a werewolf, but so mind-blowingly scrumptious that you may still find yourself naked and disheveled in a wooded area the following morning.

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Amityville Gingerbread House

Get out!! Get… out! Get out of the kitchen so I can devour this deliciously sugary house all by myself! Nom nom nom!

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QAnon-fat Extreme Fudge Bars

If you’re able to believe any of QAnon’s batshit crazy conspiracy theories, then you should have no problem believing that these ooey, gooey slabs of sugar-coma causing decadence are fat free.

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Devil’s Food Cake

Actually, in this post-pandemic, post-Trump world, the devil isn’t quite a scary as he used to be.